Dinosaurs are alive and well
1 April 2007
8M thought that their News Reports about dinosaurs appearing back on Earth were a bit of a joke but actually, Mrs Chisim’s Rocks and Fossils project has unearthed a little known fact…
DINOSAURS ARE ALIVE AND WELL but not in Montana. Palaeontologists from the USA, working in conjunction with local universities, have discovered a link between recent sightings of the Loch Ness Monster and strange rumblings heard at the top of the hill above Glencairn. It is thought that ‘Nessie’ has an underground passageway that links Scotland to Belfast Lough, under the Belfast Hills and through to Lough Neagh, in the same way that the Giant’s Causeway extends under the Irish Sea to the Scottish shoreline.
Senior Palaeontologist, Rolac Misich, from the University of Dexter, North Dakota has issued a statement that informs the residents of North Belfast to be vigilant when out and about. Rolac thinks that the rumbles heard in Glencairn are the footsteps of the monster from Lough Ness stopping off at one of the many streams crossing the hills to have a drink before heading down to Lough Neagh.
Rolac has been conducting this research for the past 6 years and has noticed that the beginning of April is the time residents would be most likely to hear the tell-tale signs of Nessie’s arrival in Belfast.
If you live in North Belfast, keep a look out for the monster. Don’t panic though, it’s a vegetarian and won’t harm you. If you happen to see old Nessie, take a photo and email it to webmaster@emailgms.org.
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- Rebecca Hume wins Fred J Malcolm Jewellery Design Award
- Rock Challenge 2007 - Winners
- Dinosaurs are alive and well
